AND NOT A SINGLE FART JOKE
Saturday was Thomas Crapper Day and let me tell you I was FLUSHED with excitement! I know, it sneaks up on me every year, too.
BUTT never fear: it’s never too late to celebrate!
How about this lovely...
Poo-quet?
(You know, like bouquet? WORK WITH ME PEOPLE)
Or perhaps you prefer your poop prehistoric:
Ooph. That head was a real crapshoot.
(Please, try to contain your excrement.)
Anyone else go nuts for donuts?
Wait, "caterpillars"?
Look more like dung beetles to me.
::rim shot::
Or how about this classic chart-topper:
Droppings like it's hot.
Well, however you celebrate, minions, may you be happy as a pig in poop:
OH! And don't forget to continue this moving celebration during the Big Game!
GO GO GO SUPER BOWEL
Thanks to Elizabeth R., Jay R., Kristin H., Fiona H., Katherine B., & Kelly M. for updating the log.
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I can only imagine how proud Thomas Crapper would be to know this exists:
Just think of all the sweet family memories you can create!
