AND NOT A SINGLE FART JOKE
Prepare to be FLUSHED with excitement, minions, because today... is Thomas Crapper Day.
I know, it sneaks up on me every year, too.
BUTT never fear: I have just the cakes to celebrate!
How about this lovely...
Poo-quet?
(You know, like bouquet? WORK WITH ME PEOPLE)
Or perhaps you prefer your poop prehistoric:
Ooph. That head was a real crapshoot.
(Please, try to contain your excrement.)
Anyone else go nuts for donuts?
Wait, "caterpillars"?
Look more like dung beetles to me.
::rim shot::
Or how about this classic chart-topper:
Droppings like it's hot.
Well, however you celebrate today, minions, may you be happy as a pig in poop:
OH! And don't forget to continue this moving celebration on Sunday during the Big Game!
GO GO GO SUPER BOWEL
Thanks to Elizabeth R., Jay R., Kristin H., Fiona H., Katherine B., & Kelly M. for updating the log.
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I can only imagine how proud Thomas Crapper would be to know this exists:
Just think of all the sweet family memories you can create!
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And now a unicorn chaser from my other blog, Epbot:
