Oopsie

So Easy, A Wreckerator Couldn't Do It

Don't worry, bakers; today's decorating challenge is SUPER easy. I'll even walk you through it!

Now, are you ready?

Annnnd... [starting timer]... go!

Ok, just throw the ball towards the basket:

And count to three:

Now put the candle on this kid's birthday cake:

And stack these two plastic pieces together to form a turkey:

 And for the grand finale...

 Just remember which way is up!

 [[DING!]]

Congratulations!! You have officially earned the title of Wreckerator! Here's your apron, bag of plastic flotsam, and list of "The Ten Ugliest Wedding Wrecks.'" Now, get out there, you, and make us laugh!

Thanks to Elise H., Betsy G., Anna K., Nicole H., & Vanessa W. for lowering the bar that much further.

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My Little Tony: Wreckage is Tragic

Remember the Italian bakery that accidentally mistook a little girl's My Little Pony cake order for a Little TONY cake order?

(Apparently Little Tony was a singer back in the early 60s.)

(So, you know, SUPER popular with today's 9-year-olds.)

Of course we feel for little Evelina, having to endure an obscure 60's crooner stealing Pinkie Pie's rightful spotlight - but this being Cake Wrecks, we've also discovered the OTHER side of the wrecky coin.

Meet Tony, the birthday boy who just wanted his own name on his birthday cake:

....and maybe for people to stop stacking their laundry on it.

SORRY, TONY.

Ah, but you're in luck! We ordered you a new cake, Tony, and we even asked the baker to add some crushed nuts on top, since we heard you like those.

Ah.

Well, ain't that a kick in the... head.

SORRY AGAIN, TONY.

Thanks to Eva G., Bridgett M., & Whitney N., who actually wanted her cake to look like that... so I recommend staying on her good side.

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And here’s something for anyone feeling especially Mount Doom & gloom today:
Because one does not simply walk into Mordor. Eh? EH?