The Muppet Doo-Doo Post

Yesterday I was thinking about that time we met Karen Prell and Brian Henson, which was beyond amazing. I say this both to brag (WE MET KAREN PRELL AND BRIAN HENSON YOU GUYS) and to explain why I have Muppets on the brain.

(Btw, "Muppets On The Brain" is the name of my Lady Gaga cover band.)

So.
Please to enjoy this Muppet-themed sing-along.

Ahem.
Hem. Hem.

...

Mahna Mahna.

♪ Doo dooo do-do-doop.

Mahna Mahna.

♪ Do DOO doo doop

Mahna Mahna.

♪ Doo dooo do-do-doop.
Do-do-doop
Do-do-doop
Do doobedoobedoop
doop doo doo DOOP.

.

...

...

Mahna Mahna.

♪ Doo dooo do-do-doop.

Mahna Mahna.

♪ Do doo DOO doop

Mahna Mahna.

♪ Doo dooo do-do-doop.
Do-do-doop
Do-do-doop
Do doobedoobedoop
doop doo doo DOOP.

...

...

[dramatic pause]

[complete and utter silence]

...

...

...

Mahna Mahna!!

♪ Doo dooo do-do-doop.

Mahna Mahna.

♪ Do doo DOO doop

Mahna Mahna.

♪ Doo dooo do-do-doop.
Do-do-doop
Do-do-doop
Do doobedoobedoop
doop doo doo DOOP.

Thanks to Denise G., Jason C., Karen K., Mary R., Lucy N., Mir, Sharon, Liam F., & Tuesday K., for the excuse to end with this video of the best elevator ride ever:

(Turn your sound on - but keep the volume low.)

*****

And finally, I think I found the greatest shirt of all time:

Women's "Mahna Mahna" V-Neck Shirt

It comes in a bunch more colors, too!

The men's cut has a slightly different design, but it's equally awesome.

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

Lulla-BUH-BYE

Hush, little baby, don't say a word,

Mama's gonna buy you a giant bird.

And if that bird decides to drown

Mama's gonna buy you a troop of clowns:

And if those clown refuse to kill,

Mama just hopes this bunny will:

And if that bunny eats your face,

Mama's got a pig to take its place:

And if that demon swine won't maim,

Mama's gonna love you just...

the...

...same.

Thanks to Sheila H., Amanda L., Shelley M., Jill F., Cerena C., & Katie M., who all agree it really should be a MURDER of clowns. Amirite?

*****

P.S. It's never too early to start decorating for spooky season, and these stick-on bats were my biggest hit last year:

3D Halloween Bats, Exterior Grade, 60 pc set

They're made of sturdy plastic, come in 4 different sizes, and have adhesive pads to easily stick them up anywhere in or outside your home. (I put a whole belfry of them on our front door.) (I don't know if "belfry" is right, but I'm going with it. :D) Even better, the whole 60 piece set is only $10 Prime!

They're made of sturdy plastic, come in 4 different sizes, and have adhesive pads for easy sticking. (I recommend adding a little poster tack to the largest size, though, since mine have started falling off the wall.) Here's what I just did with some of mine:

I also like putting a whole flock on the front door. :)