Lulla-BUH-BYE
Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Mama's gonna buy you a giant bird.
And if that bird decides to drown
Mama's gonna buy you a troop of clowns:
And if those clown refuse to kill,
Mama just hopes this bunny will:
And if that bunny eats your face,
Mama's got a pig to take its place:
And if that demon swine won't maim,
Mama's gonna love you just...
the...
...same.
Thanks to Sheila H., Amanda L., Shelley M., Jill F., Cerena C., & Katie M., who all agree it really should be a MURDER of clowns. Amirite?
*****
P.S. It's never too early to start decorating for spooky season, and these stick-on bats were my biggest hit last year:
3D Halloween Bats, Exterior Grade, 60 pc set
They're made of sturdy plastic, come in 4 different sizes, and have adhesive pads to easily stick them up anywhere in or outside your home. (I put a whole belfry of them on our front door.) (I don't know if "belfry" is right, but I'm going with it. :D) Even better, the whole 60 piece set is only $10 Prime!
They're made of sturdy plastic, come in 4 different sizes, and have adhesive pads for easy sticking. (I recommend adding a little poster tack to the largest size, though, since mine have started falling off the wall.) Here's what I just did with some of mine:
I also like putting a whole flock on the front door. :)