Lulla-BUH-BYE

Hush, little baby, don't say a word,

Mama's gonna buy you a giant bird.

And if that bird decides to drown

Mama's gonna buy you a troop of clowns:

And if those clown refuse to kill,

Mama just hopes this bunny will:

And if that bunny eats your face,

Mama's got a pig to take its place:

And if that demon swine won't maim,

Mama's gonna love you just...

the...

...same.

Thanks to Sheila H., Amanda L., Shelley M., Jill F., Cerena C., & Katie M., who all agree it really should be a MURDER of clowns. Amirite?

*****

P.S. It's never too early to start decorating for spooky season, and these stick-on bats were my biggest hit last year:

3D Halloween Bats, Exterior Grade, 60 pc set

They're made of sturdy plastic, come in 4 different sizes, and have adhesive pads to easily stick them up anywhere in or outside your home. (I put a whole belfry of them on our front door.) (I don't know if "belfry" is right, but I'm going with it. :D) Even better, the whole 60 piece set is only $10 Prime!

They're made of sturdy plastic, come in 4 different sizes, and have adhesive pads for easy sticking. (I recommend adding a little poster tack to the largest size, though, since mine have started falling off the wall.) Here's what I just did with some of mine:

I also like putting a whole flock on the front door. :)