Lulla-BUH-BYE

Hush, little baby, don't say a word,

Mama's gonna buy you a giant bird.

And if that bird decides to drown

Mama's gonna buy you a troop of clowns:

And if those clown refuse to kill,

Mama just hopes this bunny will:

And if that bunny eats your face,

Mama's got a pig to take its place:

And if that demon swine won't maim,

Mama's gonna love you just...

the...

...same.

Thanks to Sheila H., Amanda L., Shelley M., Jill F., Cerena C., & Katie M., who all agree it really should be a MURDER of clowns. Amirite?

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