Cupcake Day's Race To The Bot

(Mildly NSFW stuff ahead. Beware!)

After you see enough cake wrecks, you can start to get the impression that individual cupcakes are a safe bet.

OH CONTRAIRE MONTRAIRE.

(I think some of those might be words. WHAT.)

Behold!

The ghosts of cupcakes past! And a random pile of poo!

And behold!

The song "Run, Run, Rudolph" just got real, y'all.

Keep beholding!

I don't know what these are, but, ew.

And I DO know what these are:

...but, ew.

(Think they're cigarette flavored? [hurk!])

But all of that pales in comparison to the cupcakes that turn every frown completely around - so it's still a frown:

The cupcakes that make accidental nipples seem downright family friendly:

The cupcakes, my friends... that I hear taste like a$$:

o.0

[crickets]
This brings to mind a song, dear minions. May I?

All together, now!

Thanks to Alice S., Bethany P., Matthew S., Sarah R., Heather W., Chris H., & Eric W. for helping us get to the bottom of all cupcake wreckage.

Cake Wrecks' Top 12 Unintentionally Erotic Cakes

Welcome, my fellow gutter-minded malcontents! Prepare to get your juvenile giggles on, because today, we are all 12-year-old boys.

Oh, the irony.

[insert Peter Pan joke here]

"AARG! HULK TENSE! HULK... TRY RELIEVE TENSION."

I bet this is the last time BJ's Wholesale Club abbreviates its name:

Anyone else getting kind of a dirty vibe off this butterfly?

(No seriously, why is the end dirty??)

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK:

Unless you think that's supposed to be a bronze pear statue. Which it is. Allegedly.

Baby, You're A Firework!

...in need of medical attention.

The Girls' Night Out:

No, I mean literal girls. They're babies. In bed. With unusually pert pacifiers.

This was supposed to say, "Germany, here we come!"

Looks like "Germany" will be smacking the ceiling with a broom tonight.

A Very Happy Butterfly:

And an even happier frog:

THAT IS SO NOT RIGHT.

A Cake Wrecks classic, and one of my earliest posts:

I love that someone - either the customer or the decorator - felt that "sexual harassment" needed to be illustrated. And I realize the decorator can't be expected to be Picasso or anything, but check out how far the girl's feet are off the ground. Either that was the Spank Heard 'Round the World, or she's on an invisible step while Chuckles there digs for gold.

And finally, one older still:

GOOD LUCK IN CHINA!

If you haven't read the full back story by Scott of Basic Instructions - who has since become both a dear friend and an excellent author, btw - grab a tissue for the tears of laughter, and go check it out.

Good stuff.

Thanks to Melissa M., Mark F., Steve S., Lesley W., Diana M., Elisabeth M., Gina C., Sarah R., Bijan P., & Melanie D. for making so many people giggle-snort as quietly as possible while at work. (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.)