Cupcake Day's Race To The Bottom

(Mildly NSFW stuff ahead. Beware!)

After you see enough cake wrecks, you can start to get the impression that individual cupcakes are a safe bet.

OH CONTRAIRE MONTRAIRE.

(I think some of those might be words. WHAT.)

 

Behold!

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The ghosts of cupcakes past! And a random pile of poo!

 

And behold!

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The song "Run, Run, Rudolph" just got real, y'all.

 

Keep beholding!

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I don't know what these are, but, ew.

 

And I DO know what these are:

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...but, ew.

(Think they're cigarette flavored? [hurk!])

But all of that pales in comparison to the cupcakes that turn every frown completely around - so it's still a frown:

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The cupcakes that make accidental nipples seem downright family friendly:

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The cupcakes, my friends... that I hear taste like a$$:

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o.0

[crickets]
This brings to mind a song, dear minions. May I?

All together, now!

Thanks to Alice S., Bethany P., Matthew S., Sarah R., Heather W., Chris H., & Eric W. for helping us get to the bottom of all cupcake wreckage.

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P.S. I generally don't recommend cupcake flotsam, but dang, this reindeer wrapper kit is super cute!

Reindeer Cupcake Wrappers & Toppers Kit

It comes with enough to do 24 cupcakes, and the customer pics have so many cute displays I'm seriously tempted.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: