Sunday Sweets

Sunday Sweets: Modern Chic

When I got married way-back-when, wedding cakes were hardly the sleek, chic masterpieces they are today.  Back then, all the hip cakes featured things like light-up fountains, fake ivy, plastic staircases from tier to tier, and rampant tulle abuse.  Those were different times, kids.

Nowadays, couples have so many super stylish options to choose from, it's really quite unfair.

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(By Cakeaholic)

 You don't know how good you have it, whippersnappers!

 

Sure, there are still plenty of wedding cakes with frills and fluff, but today we're taking a tour of sleek modern cakes that make my heart bleed with lust. Like so:

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(By Some Crust Bakery)

 Seriously, I call a wedding do-over. I would have loved this monochromatic cake at my wedding. So simple and striking!

 

 Or maybe this sophisticated number with its immaculate appliques:

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(By Art & Appetite)

Not a pair of plastic doves in sight! Oh, how far we've come!

 

This couple's cake was inspired by the paintings of artist R.N. Allen, which played a significant part in their early courtship:

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(By Gateaux Inc.)

My wedding cake's most notable characteristic was a wad of fake purple flowers.  See?  So unfair.

 

But even wads of flowers can look amazing these days:

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(By Janet Mohapi-Banks; photo by Sugar & Spice Photography.)

...if it's gorgeous graduating layers of edible roses, that is.

 

And this single flower makes quite a statement, with its petals gently descending down the cake amid declarations of love written in French.

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(By Sugarplum Cake Shop)

Le sigh!

Speaking of France, how great is this Parisian-themed beauty?

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(By Sucre Coeur)

I love how it tells a story, and I'm amazed by the workmanship on the Eiffel Tower topper. (And not just because I've been playing a lot of Draw Something lately, and have learned that it's, like, REALLY HARD to draw a recognizable Eiffel Tower).

 

Here's a modern twist on the 'dandelion clocks' wallpaper designs of the '50s.

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(By Sweet Disposition Cakes)

Good thing no one is making wedding cakes inspired by wallpaper designs of the '90s, because those would probably feature geese wearing bonnets and baskets of dried flowers.  That's what I seem to remember, anyway.

 

Of course, black and white is so classic I'm pretty sure this couple's grandkids will never look through their wedding album and snicker at the cake.

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(By The Yummy Cake Company)

Not that I've ever done such a thing to my relatives, of course. Especially not certain relatives who used stalks of wheat as a cake topper. Bwa ha ha!

 Ahem. Sorry. That was a totally a made-up example. Any resemblance to real relative's wedding cakes, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

 

I just love the colors on this next cake. It's so happy and fun and summery!

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(By Blissfully Sweet)

It makes me want to get divorced so I can get married again! I'm sure I could maybe talk my husband into that plan ...

 

I could even offer up this cake as a compromise:

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(By Shockley's Sweet Shoppe)

Half for the bride, half for the groom, and everybody wins!  Especially the wedding guests.

 

I love how the intricate design on this next cake wrap around the edges of these square tiers - no, wait ... are they hexagons?!  No way. That shape wasn't even invented back when I got married.

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(By Sweet & Saucy Shop)

So unfair.

But I'm feeling really hip right about now, because I have succulents and gray chevron decor in my home, and this lovely would fit right in:

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(By Sweet & Saucy Shop)

 Would it be weird to display a wedding cake year-round on my coffee table?
(You don't have to answer that.)

  

Hope you enjoyed today's Sweets!  And special thanks to today’s guest author Lindsay.

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That reminds me, here's something cool for all you plant moms out there:

Ceramic Planter Pots w/ Bamboo Tray

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Star Wars Sweets For May The Fourth

Today is May The Fourth and if you're not a Star Wars nerd like me, that's a punny take on May the force be with you!

Which is all the excuse I need to post more great Star Wars cakes!

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(By Mike's Amazing Cakes, Washington)

One of the best Star Wars stacks I've seen! The art for Rey & Kylo is redonkulously cute, and BB-8 is PERFECTION. (Believe me, after cosplaying as his head, I know a great BB when I see one.)

 

There's a whole galaxy of great Millennium Falcon cakes out there, but this one took things into hyperdrive:

(Bety Sugarland, Portugal)

It's floating! It lights up! And look at that gorgeous backdrop!

 

While I'm casually dropping humble brags about my past Star Wars cosplay, did I mention I was also a Jawa?

(Charity Fent Cake Design, Missouri)

"Utini!" is right, because those are some fabulous teeny Jawas and Ewoks and AT-ATs, OH MY.

 

Now witness the POWER of this fully armed - and probably delicious - battle station:

(Cakes Decor member Margie, Florida)

More lights! And love the fun colors for the galaxy finish.

 

We can all agree, Yoda is the cutest Jedi, right?

(Bryson Perkins of Triolo's Bakery, New Hampshire)

RIGHT YOU ARE.

Also it's darn near impossible to believe he's actually cake. WOW.

 

I also never imagined a stormtrooper could be cute, but give him a giant bobble head and a Death Star balloon, and suddenly, BAM:

(Spring Bloom Cakes, Ontario)

I've got a great feeling about this.

 

I really searched for a great Darth Vader cake, minions, but then I got distracted... by a minion Darth Vader:

(Paprika by Sabrina, Buenos Aires)

I know minions are a little last year, but my mom still loves them and this is for her. And for me, because I like his rainbow lightsaber. :D

 

This BB-8 wins "best use of a birthday candle EVER":

(Regali Kitchen, Philippines)

BRILLIANT!! Pun intended.

 

Speaking of puns, we can't forget "Revenge of the Sith" tomorrow! And as everyone knows, the horniest Sith of them all is Darth Maul:

(Natasha Rice Cakes, California)

And yes, HE'S ENTIRELY EDIBLE! I didn't believe it, either, so I had to check to be sure.

 

I feel like you're judging me for that "horny" joke, so allow me to make up for it with this gorgeous wedding cake:

(Black Sheep Cakes, Kansas)

You love it. I KNOW.

 

And finally, you beautiful, scruffy-looking nerf herders, since I don't have a good Princess Leia cake, here's the next best thing:

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(By a hobby baker named Megan, who saved the day when all the professional bakeries refused the order. YAY MEGAN!)

Princess Chewbacca.

I like to think this would have made Peter Mayhew proud.

::Wookiee roar::

Happy Sunday, everyone!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: