I'd like to take a moment to thank today's Wreckerators for including the inspirations for their Wrecks:
...just as soon as I stop laughing.
Sure. That's close enough.
At first glance, this actually isn't that bad.
Then again, I'm not wearing my glasses.
And I have all the lights out.
And I've been drinking.
But still.
This next one was submitted by the baker herself, so big squishy props to Crystal for being such a great sport:
After all, it's not everyone who will admit to confusing Ritz crackers with pancakes.
Great. Now I want pancakes. (JOHN! Grab your coat. It's 'Barrel time, baby.)Oh, hang on; I have one more Wreck to show:
Well
hellooooo, whiskers-scratched-on-with-a-spatula! Aren't
you just the laziest, most ineffectual things ever! In fact, Miss Hello....[looking around at children]...uh...
Crappy, I shall continue snorting derisively at your incompetent creation until I have sufficient pancakes to render myself comfortably comatose.
Oh, Joo-oohn!
B.D., Anony M., Emily D., Crystal P., & Laura M., I just realized the irony: a stack of crackers that looks like pancakes has inspired me to go to a pancake place name Cracker Barrel. It's like the circle of life. With carbs.I like it.
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