Wreckerators Hate Zebras, Here's Proof

I've discovered something incredible, minions: wreckerators hate zebras.

It's true!

Wreckerators hate zebras so much, they can't even look at them - which is why so many "zebra-striped" cakes end up looking like poop smears:

  Or DNA sequencing:

Or, my personal favorite, the Mind Flayer from Stranger Things:

Now, just as a reminder, this is what a zebra looks like:

(wreckerators, avert your eyes)

And these are what zebra stripes look like on cake:

But if you order that from a wreckerator, be prepared for things to go, shall we say, swimmingly?

That is, be prepared to have a certain... outburst.

Or rather, be prepared for whatever comes your way.

I feel like there are more sperm puns here, hang on.

Oh! I know.

What's black and white and bred all over?

I'll stop now.

Thanks to Jasmine H., Jennifer B., Katie V., & Barb for that fascinating intercourse.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: