Wreckerators Hate Zebras, Here's Proof
I've discovered something incredible, minions: wreckerators hate zebras.
It's true!
Wreckerators hate zebras so much, they can't even look at them - which is why so many "zebra-striped" cakes end up looking like poop smears:
Or DNA sequencing:
Or, my personal favorite, the Mind Flayer from Stranger Things:
Now, just as a reminder, this is what a zebra looks like:
(wreckerators, avert your eyes)
And these are what zebra stripes look like on cake:
But if you order that from a wreckerator, be prepared for things to go, shall we say, swimmingly?
That is, be prepared to have a certain... outburst.
Or rather, be prepared for whatever comes your way.
I feel like there are more sperm puns here, hang on.
Oh! I know.
What's black and white and bred all over?
I'll stop now.
Thanks to Jasmine H., Jennifer B., Katie V., & Barb for that fascinating intercourse.
*****
P.S. Are any of you into Diamond Painting? Because this kit has the prettiest art:
