This Bakery's Baby Shower Display May Actually Give You Nightmares

I thought I'd seen it all, dear minions. Heck, I HAVE seen it all.

Just... not like this:

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Either these naked baby dolls came to life overnight and started eating the display cakes, OR - and this is even MORE disturbing - the bakery did this on purpose.

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I'm not even creeped out by dolls, you guys - exhibit A-Z right here - but this? With all the icing smears, and those staring dead eyes? (And why - WHY - are they naked?!)

Yep. That's a giant plate o' NOPE, right there.

But wait!

THERE'S MORE:

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Apparently this naked demon doll sat in the icing before collapsing, which really brings the ol' "I licked that piece so it's mine now" strategy to a whole new level.

 

Maybe you didn't notice lil' icing butt, though, because:

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It's LOOKING...

 

right...

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AT YOU.

0.O

 

Thanks to Kristen D. for the sweet dreams. And my "sweet dreams" I mean "screaming nightmares." You monster.

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P.S. I don't know if this is helping or hurting, but for $15 you can get a set of 4 "unicorn dolls" that "drink and pee," and between the "horn" and the mental image of them sleep-peeing all over the house in the middle of the night... I'm kinda tempted:

Unicorn Baby Dolls

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