Father Figures?

Yeah, yeah, I know Father's Day is over, but if I don't share these Wrecks now then I'll be the only one having nightmares. And we can't have that, now, can we?

Hold me.

Tighter.

"Hi there! I'm the face of your future nightmares!"

"See you real soon! Heehee!!"

Thank goodness for that plastic plaque; at least something here is edible.

So, what do you get for a #1 Dad?

I'll give you two guesses.

Here's a hint:

Thanks to Nicole B., Travis P., Sherrill R., Angie L., Melissa S., & Michael M., who, despite the nightmares, still prefer sawing logs to...er...yeah, never mind. I totally just grossed myself out.