How We Made Dad Feel Special. Or Just Uncomfortable.
Yesterday we celebrated dads everywhere.
Some of us better than others.
"You're more like number 12."
"And some day I may even take the quotes off."
FUN FACT: Did you know that Wreckerators are legally prohibited from spelling "you're" correctly on Father's Day cakes? It's true:
LESS FUN FACT: I think I just found the poster cake for Awkward Family Cakes.Or am I the only one who thinks it's weird to tell your dad he's a great catch?
Or that he's a "hole in one?"Or...well, this?
"Your the Best in US"[staring wide-eyed]
Um.
[clearing throat] Alrighty, then. Moving on...
Are you keeping tabs on the misspellings? 'Cuz here comes "your" number five!
"Because you're sunny half the time and cold and dark the rest."See? That analogy TOTALLY works.
Oh, wait! I found the missing "Dad"! See, it obviously swapped places with "Day":
That, or grandpa is a Smurf with a big red nose. Or a Na'vi with a big red nose. Or an Easter Island head. With a big red nose.Or...well, you get the idea.
Jen
