The Roadkill Café
Here at the Roadkill Café we pride ourselves on serving only the freshest paved paté:
In fact, we have a complete menu! From our killer hors d'oeuvres:
For only $13.99, you'll have your choice of either Hummer-tenderized gator filet:
Or our Vespa-massaged armadillo, stuffed with the finest of pan-seared bumper frogs:
The kiddies will LOVE our just-in beaver sushi:
And don't forget dessert! You'll want to save room for our magically delicious Creamed Unicorn: