How to Make a Wreck, Double Time

"Hey, Bob, what do you think of my writing on this cake?"

"Lemme see.
Hm. I dunno, Jackie, I'd try making it a little bigger. Here, let me try."

[pause]

"Gosh, Bob, you really think that's any better?"

"Welllll...it's...[alarm sounding] Hey-o! Break time!"

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(Later that day, at a Chuck E. Cheese)

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"Happy Birthday, Kristy!!"

Excellent wreckporting, Kim C. KIM C.