Cheat Sheet Cakes
"That? That's a princess tiara, of course."
"Seriously? Wow. I never would've got that. Uh. Thanks."
....
"Sorry to bother you again, but could you tell me what this icing blobby bit here is?"
"It's a telephone."
"And this one over here?"
"And that?"
"Tank covered in butterflies."
"I...see. Thanks."
.........
*sigh* "Look, lady, do I have to label everything in this bakery for you?"
[brightening] "Oooh, if you wouldn't mind..."
"FINE."
Thanks to MWD, Sandi G., Joshua L., Betsy N., Ed P., and Nicole P., who know better than to believe everything they read. (That's obviously Oscar. [head tilt] Or maybe Rizzo.)