Howdy, Pilgrim?

Thanksgiving is coming, my friends, so here's a handy guide for identifying the goods in your local bakery:

1) Anything in a black hat is a pilgrim.

"Top o' the morning to ye!"

 "Hola."

"Buh-KAWK!"

2) Anything in a blue headband is a Native American.

"Could I...BE any creepier?"

"Yep, I guess I could."

"Now let's get sweatin' to those oldies, ladies!"

3) Everything else is a turkey.

Probably.

Thanks to Brittany W., Louise C., Angela B., Angelica W., Jenn, Dave B., & Samantha E., who figure that last wreck is worth at least two bucks.

Hey Austin!  We'll see you tonight at 7pm.  WOOHOO!!!