CLOSE THE INTERNET

This is it, guys. Time to wrap up the interwebz and just go home.

Because we will never - EVER - top this:

[head tilt]

Well, at least not until tomorrow.

(Close call on that period, though, huh? I mean, if you think about it, this baker was one slip of the piping bag away from accidentally getting the punctuation right! Scary.)

Thanks, Suzanne. I'm going to go weep for our future now - just as soon as I'm done snickering.

P.S. For those who don't speak wreckerator, it was supposed to say, "Congrats First Graders!"