Oh! So THAT's Why There's No Mail!
Today we here in the U.S. celebrate our first president's birthday.
But more importantly...
[ripping off coat to reveal red, white, and blue sequin-covered jumpsuit]
...we celebrate America.
Hit it, Christina!
[regaining composure] Ahem.
And now, in honor of George Washington and the day of his birth, let's see some starfish doing the tango.
That's for you, George.
And, since some people think Washington's family crest actually helped inspire the red and white stripes on Old Glory, let's take a moment to spotlight the care and respect bakers still show our nation's flag today:
Yessir, I think ol' George would have liked these bakers, with their real American values and their real American piping bags. After all, if there's one thing real Americans know, it's the shape of their own country.
Thanks to today's real American heroes Ember P., Terra F., Aziza, & Jill W.
Jen