And They Say Motherhood Has No Rewards

Despite all the trials and heartaches, the lack of sleep, the whining, the runny noses, the LEGO tripping hazards, and the occasional visit from the local fire department, moms know that it's moments like these that make parenting all worthwhile:

"Sorry, Mom. There wasn't room to mention how bad you smell.

"Now, chop chop! This cake's not gonna cut itself."

Thanks to Rita G. for not making a monkey out of me.