Stop. Helping.

It's only natural, I know. You see all the wreckage on this blog and you think, "Ok, but surely I can keep my order from being wrecked, right? I mean, all I have to do is help the baker out a little!

"Why, if I just spell it out clearly, military style..."

Nice job, Ace.

"Or maybe if I write it all down...

"And if I indicate which part is the actual text..."

"Um... Or what if I ask for just a single letter? That's easy, right?"

Color me impressed. Or magenta. 

"Ok, fine, I get it. You've made your point. No text. I guess I'll just ask for a flower or something."

 "AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHHH!!"

Thanks to Katy E., Cristina B., Terry M., Brandt H., & Anony M. for making this post literally painful.