Simply Smashing

This is a cake I posted back in 2009: 

"Because crime doesn't pay, kids."

And this one I posted in 2011:

"It's kind of a mix between 'shushing' and 'churning.'"

Well, today Deirdre M. sent me this cake:

Three wrecks of the exact same design, misspelled three different ways.

 MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE.

And to celebrate, I will now rehash a slightly dated meme for my own base amusements.

You're welcome.

 (Psst. Hey. You know you want to read this out loud.

Go on.  I won't judge. Much.)

Thanks to Jenn B., Mickie D., and Deirdre M.  for chursh... cursh...ah chrush...smashing crime.