Cake Wrecks Finally Gives You The Bird

Thanksgiving is nearly upon us, so here's a handy reference guide to the various birds you may be asked to eat tomorrow.

This is a chicken.

These are small creatures who live under your bed and stare at you while you sleep.

 

"Hello."

[whispering] "I will eat your soul."

Coffee, anyone?

Moving on...

This is a duck.

This is Duck-Zilla.

Duck-Zilla doesn't like you.

This is a guinea fowl.

This guinea pig(?) is foul.

(Note from Jen: Sharyn, I'm surprised at you. Don't you know a Majestic Coiled Crap Hound when you see one??)

(Note from Sharyn: Oops, you're right, I totally missed it. Guess I have to brush up on my poology.)

(Note from john: [pushing up glasses] I believe it's spelled "poo-ology. After all, it's an ANAL-ytical science.)

(Note from Jen [& Sharyn]: Shut up, Wesley.)

And finally:

This is a turkey.

 This is disturbing.

This is a pilgrim snake riding a magic carpet.

And this:

 ...is why we're grilling steaks this year.

Thanks to Cassandra T., Maryrose M., Stephen P., Maria S., Jenn E., and Sarah C. for putting the foul in fowl.