WYSINWYG

What you see...

  ...is NOT what you get.

(Change the "ride" to "wreck," and you've got a deal.)

From wedding tiers of roses...

Ooooooh. Drippy.

To rows of wedding tears:

Hershey's Syrup:
You're doing it wrong.

Here's a little Disney magic for you:

Bippity, Boppity...

BOO!

Ah, but that's nothing. Want to see something REALLY wild?

This is what happens when animal print cakes feel blue:

And also kind of intestine-y.

Thanks to Jessica W., Diana B., Gina L., & Leighanne G. for the excuse to use "intestine-y." I've been holding on to that one for YEARS.