The Big Bang Theory

When it comes to cake fireworks, bakers like to start things off with a bang:

Although sometimes they're less about writing the word BANG and more about...um...

...exploding...hotdogs.

Or...candy canes.

Or...

...defying the laws of physics.

(Ouch.)

Hey, you know what every 4th of July needs?
Exploding balls, that's what.

(Double ouch.)

I'm pretty sure this baker only works for tips:

"Ready...aim...."

Figures. Just when I find some fireworks that almost sorta kinda LOOK like fireworks...

...I realize they're supposed to be surfboards.

Because that totally makes sense.

Well, I guess it's only fair that we go out with a big bang:

Just make sure you have it home by 11.

Pro Tip: icing elevations lasting more than four hours may require professional attention. Discontinue piping and call your baker if you experience dizziness, sudden sugar cravings, or the uncontrollable urge to make cupcake cakes.

Thanks to Meredith M., Erin W., Holly A., Elisabeth M., Shara S., Laura R., Natalie & Jennifer for the bang-up job!