Doilies and Squiggles and Spray Paint, Oh My!
It's time again for everyone's favorite: WEDDING WRECKS!
(Well, everyone but the bride.)
(And possibly the baker who may or may not have been assaulted by the aforementioned bride)
What the bride got:
Hey, Jen has a dummy cake in her office this exact shade of Wilton Spray-On Blue!
Don't ask.
(Or do; Jen's rather proud of it.)
Moving on...
What the bride got:
I like to imagine a bakery order sheet somewhere with the words, "Pink, brown, and squiggly" all checked off.
(Btw, "Pink, brown, & squiggly" is the name of my topless Vegas act.)
What the bride got:
To be fair, it's probably just the lighting. Really, really bad lighting. Like hospital lighting. Or maybe morgue lighting. Heck, I bet every body looks like this in a morgue.
[Later that day:
"John, why do we have 300 emails from morticians?!"]
Thanks to P. C., Jenni S., Brett R., Esther G., and Jen for keeping the baby cake locked in the closet and away from the knives...