The Bearly There Ninja Bears!

In every bakery there are treats that are so bad, they need protection from the cruel taunts, jabs, and giggles of Cake Wrecks readers.

Lucky for these hapless, hopeless wrecks, a group of mighty protectors have risen to...um...protect...and stuff.

We call them...

The Barely There® Ninja Bears!

Don't be fooled. Those bear pops may look cute, but make one false move and it's pandamonium.

Many bakeries have already employed this team of highly-dangerous bears to safeguard their most ridiculed desserts.

Consider yourself bamboozled.

With years of ninja training and camouflage mastery, these deadly assassins hide in plain sight.

The "poostronaut bear" is a popular disguise for ruthless killing machines:

"I am a ruthless killing machine."

There is no match for this vicious blood-thirsty beast, cleverly disguising himself as an overly-frosted sheepdog:

Do not underestimate his power to nuzzle you... to death!

 With ninja bear protection, wrecked cakes and cookies can be proudly displayed on the top shelf, with every hope of actually being purchased.

Don't laugh. The first two Adams laughed.

And never forget that they're watching you.
And they're Ninjas.
With no sense of humor.
So don't screw with them, man.

Thanks to Beth L., Jessica T., Elizabeth B., Courtney M., and Stephanie B. for the bear necessities.