A Mary Sing-Along

(In case you need a refresher:)

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Stupid-gobs-of-frosting-turned-into-a-scene-of-grossness

Can’t the wreckerators tell when something looks atrocious?

This is not a cake that would be served by any hostess!

Stupid-gobs-of-frosting-turned-into-a-scene-of-grossness!

  So many times when I buy cakes I find it quite absurd

 How often bakery frosting can look like a pile of turds

Or oozing sores…

 or vomit piles… 

or glistening, ruptured spleens

I just want a dessert that won't turn all of my guests green!

Oh…..

Stupid-gobs-of-frosting-turned-into-a-scene-of-grossness

 

Can’t the wreckerators tell when something looks atrocious?

This is not a cake that would be served by any hostess

 

Stupid-gobs-of-frosting-turned-into-a-scene-of-grossness!

(Move that away a little, I'm gonna die)

(Move that away a little, I'm gonna die)

Thanks to Kelly C., Paul W., Caitlin & Nanoo, Sue W., Jennifer S., Greg K., Dylan W., Lisa T., Heidi B., Jennifer H., and the always-amazing Sharyn for the song re-write!