Turkey Countdown

Ok, people, T-Day is in exactly one week! So let's sound off.

Turkey Roach?

"Here!"

Turkey Snake?

"Presssssssent."

Turkey Bride-of-Frankenstein?

"Here - but to be frank, this hair is a little out of season."

Turkey Ball?

"I prefer Butter Ball."

Turkey Flaming Football?

"My ball. My ball. My ball is on FI-YUR!"

Turkey Groins?

"First one to make a 'stuffing' joke gets his wattle torn off."

Turkey Face?

"I am not a human being! I AM AN ANIMAAAL!"

Aaaaand last but not least... Turkey Poo-Wang?

"'Sup."

Ok, look's like we're all here! So let's get out there, peeps, and make this a Turkey Day they'll never forget.

Thanks to Cara B., Edward G., Robert S., Hannah W., Julie M., Lori C., Hannah W., & Crystal E. for reminding us to be thankful... for pumpkin pie.