And REALLY Bad Eggs!

With all of the mutant bunny and chick cakes oozing around, I'd like to take a moment to remind you that there's actually much more to Easter than mutant bunny and chick cakes.

There are also wonky cross and historically inaccurate tomb cakes!

 

 And consternated brownie blobs!

And commemorations of the day Pac-Man went rogue!

We can't forget the flag-impaled lamb cakes, either:

No matter HOW hard we try.

BONUS SMOKING LAMB CAKE::

Because we STILL don't understand these things.

 (I haven't seen any new ones in at least a year or two, though. No doubt the secret society of smoking lamb cakes has gone even DEEPER underground.)

Of course, we all have that one friend who likes to lecture us on how Easter actually started as a pagan fertility festival, to which I say:

There has GOT to be a fertility joke in here somewhere.

Let's see ...

Something about a bad egg?

Nah.

A cake that's hard to reproduce?

No.

An Easter spread?

You know what, I think I'll just stop there.

Thanks to Miriam R., Susan B., Diane F., Jennifer R., Kathy C., & Jenna M. from the bottom of my heart. (Because the upside down heart looks like a bottom? EH? No, please, I'll show myself out.)