Celebrating A Farther Day

[running in]

Quick! Farther's Day is coming! DO SOMETHING!!

"......."

DO SOMETHING ELSE!

[wide-eyed side stare]

Look, here's some random sports-related flotsam. Just try to tie it all together somehow.

PERF.

Oh, and be sure to spell it right: it's FARTHER'S day. See?

So not Fathder's Day:

FARTHER'S day:

K, now you try.

Nooo...

Getting warmer...

BINGO.

And now, BIG FINISH!

[crickets chirping]

BIGGER FINISH!!

"Super TAT?"

Ok, sure. Let's go with that.

Happy Farther's Day, everyone!

Thanks to Melissa W., Heather B., Karen M., Jacob M., Jack L., Laure T., Leslie P., Nikki M., Molli M., Sara H., & Angela P. for at least not mixing it up with "further"- because, seriously, that is the WORST.