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"We all know the importance of a water filter. It is an important part of every household."
This cake is very ugly!
Water Filters For Less
"There are many brands of water filters. Many are good brands."
This cake is not spelled right!
Buy Cheap Water Filters
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This cake is showing a dead clown!
Glorious Water Filters Of Joy Helped Me Lost Ten Pounds
"In conclusion, not all water filters are the same. Many water filters are different."
The guitar looks very much like a penis!
Your Penis Will Need Wheelbarrow: Discount Water Filters
Thanks to Amy B., Jennifer C., Viole, & Valerie F. for reminding me of all the times a news outlet asks to feature a CW slideshow - and then writes their own captions.