The Great Turkey Uprising

My friends, have your past turkey cakes failed to rise to the occasion?

Did they fall flat at inopportune moments?

Or did the mere sight of your turkeys give guests a sudden headache?

Well, not this year!

This year, bakers are erecting new and improved turkey cakes guaranteed to satisfy!

Your turkey will stand taller:

Serve more:

And keep those dinner guests coming!

Plus stay extra moist!

So forget all those disappointing performances of the past, and get ready to be extra thankful this year:

"Well, howdy, pilgrim."

Thanks to Zach C., Sara G., Rene R., Colleen W., Mia M., Mike L., Marty G. & Danny R. for the fowl play.

Important Note to Bakers: Pssst. Guys. Remember to put a face on it, so no one gets suspicious, mmkay? Mmmmkay. Thanks.

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