This Tuesday Isn't Fat, It's Fluffy

Egads, you guys, I almost forgot today was Mardi Gras!!

Thank goodness the wreckerators out there have given us so many helpful reminders. You know, like all the beads:

("The better to hide our wrecks with, my dear!")

...and the toxic mold rings:

(Listen closely, and you can actually hear the dough screaming.)

Not to mention the plethora of choking hazards:

...the terrifying non-sequiturs:

(Give it up, Lady Cassandra - we know it's you!)

...and, of course, the dessert Mardi Gras is most famous for:

The colossal caramel apple pie.

Topped with a tiny plastic Baby Jesus.

Giving you the finger.

And, hey, if that doesn't say "Happy Marti Gras !", then this cake does:

So there.

Many Mardi Gras thanks to Naomi S., Janet, Mike R., Laurie E., Debbi P., & Andrew G., who get ALL the beads - once they flash me their... pearly whites.

And by "pearly whites"I mean "boobs." You, too, fellas!

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