Something Wrecky This Way Comes

(Warning: Naughty puns ahead. Hide your kids.)

Renee C. ordered this sandcastle cake for her beach-themed wedding:

So you know what's coming, right?

Heh. Aheh.

That's right: DIRTY PUNS ARE COMING.

The bride really got the shaft here, and it doesn't take a firm grip on reality to be testy over such a cock-up. Should she just suck it up and beat it? Is she nuts to take this blow so hard? Will nothing stop the erection of headstrong turrets?

No, that's a fallacy!*

Besides, I'm sure bakers will get the point in the end.
Aaand I'm done.

Thanks to Renee C. for the heads up!

Okay, okay. Now I'm done.

*'Cuz it's a phallus - see?
(OH COME ON THAT WAS GENIUS.)

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