Hallow-Scream
'Twas the week before Halloween
And all through the bakery
'Twere this stuff:
And this stuff:
And all kinds of fakery:
("Happy CHALLAH-ween! Haha! See what I did there? Eh? EH??"
"Stop talking.")
The sperm ghosts were piped onto basketballs with care:
But we're pretty sure this one was done on a dare:
Shoplifting ghosts
make a run for the door
While Frank with two man buns
croaks, "NEVERMORE"
Doll hair mixed with icing
does the work of the devil
While amoeba ghosts haunt
on a molecular level:
(Q: Why are amoebas bad at running prisons?
A: Because they only have one cell!)
Candy corns "ARRRR"
And bowling balls fly
Don't like these wrecks?
Then here:
DIY!
Hats off to Patty A., Emily C., Anony M., Marianne F., Chris B., Rebekah W., Katrina V., Kimberly W., Amy T., Katie R., & Andrea O. for the excellent wreckporting.
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