Hallow-Scream
'Twas the night before Halloween
And all through the bakery
'Twere this stuff:

And this stuff:

And all kinds of fakery:

("Happy CHALLAH-ween! Haha! See what I did there? Eh? EH??"
"Stop talking.")
The sperm ghosts were piped onto basketballs with care:

But we're pretty sure this one was done on a dare:

Shoplifting ghosts
make a run for the door

While Frank with two man buns
croaks, "NEVERMORE"

Doll hair mixed with icing
does the work of the devil

While amoeba ghosts haunt
on a molecular level:

(Q: Why are amoebas bad at running prisons?
A: Because they only have one cell!)
Candy corns "ARRRR"

And bowling balls fly

Don't like these wrecks?
Then here:
