A Poo For Love

The Tale of Boo
the Disco-Dancin',
Cowboy-Hat-Wearin'
Tootsie Pop

One day Boo was called in to deal with some overly amorous amphibians.

They were quite persistent, even in death:

No sooner had Boo dispatched them with a well-placed disco point and shoulder shimmy, when a pack of wild lips appeared!

Boo was terrified, but knew her true love would save her.

So she threw a bunch of footballs, and soon the flying lips were no more.

But, look! Here comes that fecally foul villain, Mr. Poo-ter Butt R. Flies, and his band of flying butts!

"We're number 2! We're number 2!"

Boo prepared another volley of footballs... but then something amazing happened.

They gave Boo a gift.

It smelled terrible, but Boo couldn't help but smile.

"What can I say?" said Boo, the break-dancin', cowboy-hat-wearin' Tootsie Pop,
"I guess I'm just a sucker for love."

THE END.

Thanks to Claire, Jessica N., Donna H., Jaime W., Christina C., Amy R., Tiffany G., & Kyra for that poo-tiful tale.

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