Barbie's Birthday Bash

Barbie doll, you've come a loooong way, baby.

Too far.

TOO FAR!

What I mean is, you've inspired a whole generation of smaller doll cakes...

[side eye]

And you're not just limited to boring ol' dress cakes anymore, NO SIR.

Now you're popping out of Easter eggs!

And fish tails!

And whatever this weird pouch thing is!

So here's to you, Barbie:

Often imitated, but never duplicated.

Like, not even CLOSE.

P.S. Ken says hi.

Thanks to Joanna M., Anna S., Sara C., Elizabeth T., Anony M., Annie E., Kendell C., & Lamora D. for keeping life in plastic so fantastic.

*****

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