Fortified With 100% Real Irony

It may not be rain on your wedding day, but these cakes are still a little too ironic.

[grabbing microphone]

HIT IT!

It's like loving journalism

... but not kerning!

It's a "good job"

that needs some learning.

It's the winner's cake

that SHOULD be burning!

And who would have thought? It figures!

It's calling someone "dumb"

When you can't spell the word

It's trying to show you care

While giving a beautiful turd

Heh.

And isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Thanks to Tracey, Julie, Dorothy S., Tony W., & Stacey, who really DO think.

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Hang on, you know what ELSE has delicious irony? A fully armed and operational battle station with an exposed exhaust port.

Death Star Waffle Iron

Thanks to this waffle iron, you can recreate the Death Star's catastrophic destruction every morning with butter and syrup. Nomz. Just remember: Use the forks.

Of COURSE I'm Small Enough To Ride A Bald Eagle

Minions, today I'm here to talk to you about strategic thinking.

But that's boring, so lets call it STRATEGERY instead.

You see, thinking ahead and forming a plan are at the very heart of the rough-and-tumble world of cake decorating.

Observe:

[squinting dramatically] STRATEGERY.

How do you make your message stand out?

[whispering] Strategery

 How do you recover from mistakes?

STRAR… Satr... Strategery?

How do you make sure you ice EVERY SINGLE cupcake?

You open your dang eyes, ya jackwagon.

But also, strategery.

 And finally, for the customers: 

How do you guarantee a cake wreck?

You had one at "phone order." :D

[riding in on a Bald Eagle waving streamers and sparklers]

STRAAAAATEEEEGERYYYYYY

Thanks to Lisa, Stormie J., Tarilynn G., Stefanie P., & Julie C. for introducing us all to a new word.

And for those of you who now have an eye-twitch for all the times I butchered the word "strategy" in this post, a gift!

Master of Strategery t-shirt

You're welcome.

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