Of COURSE I'm Small Enough To Ride A Bald Eagle

Minions, today I'm here to talk to you about strategic thinking.

But that's boring, so lets call it STRATEGERY instead.

You see, thinking ahead and forming a plan are at the very heart of the rough-and-tumble world of cake decorating.

Observe:

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[squinting dramatically] STRATEGERY.

How do you make your message stand out?

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[whispering] Strategery

 How do you recover from mistakes?

STRAR… Satr... Strategery?

How do you make sure you ice EVERY SINGLE cupcake?

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You open your dang eyes, ya jackwagon.

But also, strategery.

 And finally, for the customers: 

How do you guarantee a cake wreck?

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You had one at "phone order." :D

[riding in on a Bald Eagle waving streamers and sparklers]

STRAAAAATEEEEGERYYYYYY

Thanks to Lisa, Stormie J., Tarilynn G., Stefanie P., & Julie C. for introducing us all to a new word.

And for those of you who now have an eye-twitch for all the times I butchered the word "strategy" in this post, a gift!

Master of Strategery t-shirt

You're welcome.

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot: