Miss Piggy Goes Speed Dating
Now that Kermit and Miss Piggy have broken up, maybe she should try Speed Dating!
I can see it now...
*Ding*
"So. You're a pig."
*Ding*
[awkward silence]
*Ding*
"Don't worry; that's just Bob, my cold sore."
*Ding*
"Oh, were we not supposed to bring food to this thing?"
*Ding*
[....]
*Ding*
"My ex says I'm all hands, but really... those are feet."
*Ding*
"How do you feel about tadpoles?"
*Ding*
"Pick me up, and I promise I won't pee on you."
*Ding*
"These things? Darned if I know. Mom says I was born with 'em, but they just started growing the yellow bumps last year. You wanna feel?"
*Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding*
Um, maybe you should try Match.frog, Piggy.
Thanks to Missy N., Dianne W., Jenni M., Maddisun, Jake B., Jana Y., Katelyn M., Nancy S., & Erin R., and here's hoping Miss Piggy finds love again... before she croaks.
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