The Great Easter Fleecing (aka, Better Run, Buns)

Oh, how the Easter tables have turned, sweet cheeks.

That's right, while you bunnies were off terrorizing chicks, someone bigger and badder moved to the top of the bakery chain.

So now it's YOUR turn to face eggs-termination.

Not to mention more of my Easter puns.

PREPARE...
...for the LAMB-ENTATION.

MWAH-HA-HAA!

You've heard the expression, "I'll have your guts for garters?"

These sheep will have your mug for a mini dress.

And they'll give "carrotbrain" a whole new meaning:

Ouch. Talk about an earful.

Don't be fooled by those cutesy bows and flowers:

That dude will REARRANGE YOUR FACE.

Ewe better believe it.

Of course, some of you bunnies could use a little face re-arranging.

I mean, what the heck, Carl?

And what kind of a bunny name is Carl?

This isn't to say lamb cakes are evil, of course:

...they're just grumpy.

Well, except Vladof.

He's definitely evil.

Thanks to Lisa H., Mary B., Shelley R., Debby C., Elizabeth S., Dawn F., Jessica S., Scott G., Sharon L., Julie C., & Suli C., who bet Vladof is one of those shifty smoking lamb cakes. He's got that air of mystery about him.

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