Happy Womb Expulsion Day!

 All together, now!

Happy bathday to you...

Happy birdhday to you...

*sigh*

[ahem]

Happy BLIMDAY dear...

[whimper]

Brithty sooo-oong...

[sound of head banging on desktop]

HAAAAPPY...

(For a 90-yr-old grandmother)

(Supposed to be "Matthew.")

OH FORGET IT.

Thanks to Alex B., Alexander O., Aaron, Brittany G., Amber T., Anita B., Allison R., Anony M., Gemma G., Genevieve B, & Julia G. for the wreck-along.

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