And Now A Word From Princess Godzilla
HOW TO BE A PRINCESS
Cake Wrecks style
1) First things first: you'll need a wardrobe fit for royalty.
Because even a strait jacket can be princessy when paired with the right skirt/circus tent.
2) Have your hair and makeup done professionally every day.
Don't be like Elsa that one time:
(Girl needs to let her liquid eyeliner GO, am I right?)
3) Find an animal side kick
Friendly forest creatures are SO overdone, though. I recommend something a little more original:
...like a boa constrictor.
4) Eyebrows UP! It helps instill a sense of wonder.
Not to mention a sense of surprise and/or fear.
Which is why:
5) You can never, EVER, stop smiling:
Cindy's foot is currently being gnawed on by angry peasant mice, but do you see her complaining?
NUH-UH.
But really, my dear minions, there is only one requirement to be a princess:
Be true to yourself, and feel pretty doing it.
Princess Godzilla demands it.
Thanks to Anony M., KM, Noelle T., Kathy C., Sydney C., & Andrea L. for making her daughter the best princess cake OF ALL TIME. Somebody give Princess Godzilla her own movie, product line, and action figures, STAT!
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