Wild Kingdom Just Got Wilder

::Snooty British Narrator Voice::

"Here, in the blinding flash of our hidden wildlife cameras, we behold a truly majestic moment."

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[trumpet-like fart blast]

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"Her prey captured, the Snoot-Tusked Vander Hooper must now remain here, fangs embedded in the forest floor, until help arrives."

::contemplative chewing sounds::

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"Their mating call may seem unusual - even bizarre - but the Ball-Footed Duck Dong swears this works with the ladies."

"Hey girl, you up?"

Thanks to Joel N., Priscilla L., & Kacy for answering nature's call and being our #1 fans.

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