These Wrecks Have Got Your Number
So there's this hilarious wrecky outbreak happening across our nation's bakeries, but it requires a little explanation before you can truly appreciate how funny it is.
Here's the deal:
See that? That's an edible image sheet. These sheets are supposed to work like individual stickers: you cut them up and only use the numbers & phrases you need.
Instead, bakers just keep plastering the entire sheet on a cake.
At first I figured it HAD to be intentional. Maybe they give you an edible marker with the cake, so you circle the right numbers?
Then I saw this:
You've gotta wonder: what does the baker THINK is happening here?
Or how about this one:
That's right; the baker cut up the sheet so it would all (kind of) fit.
Love the random "th" sticking out of the bottom.
I think most people are too confused to understand what's wrong with these cakes, but enough of you are still sending them in. So, I've just been collecting them:
Biding my time...
Waiting for the right moment to finally ask:
Seriously, bakers?
SERIOUSLY??
Thanks to Heather W., Angela F., Heather C., Ashley M., Emily F., Melissa L., & Heather D. for the big pile of sheet... cakes.
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Today I learned they sell birthday candles you attach to your drinks. Your boozy drinks.
Now, I'm not sure who thought combining an open flame with alcohol was a good idea, but going by all the rave reviews on these things, that person is apparently a genius. So hey, if you're looking to add a festive-yet-dangerous touch to your next happy hour, BOOM. There it is.
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
