CAKES TO CAP IT OFF
YOU'VE BEEN ASKING FOR YEARS:
AND NOW IT'S TIME TO GET WHAT YOU'VE BEEN ASKING FOR FOR YEARS...
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
CAPS LOCK IS GREAT FOR CONVEYING ENTHUSIASM
AND FOR MAN CAKE
(THIS IS NOT A CAKE FOR A WOMAN!
IT'S A MAN CAKE!
MAAAAAAN CAAAAKE!)
CAPS LOCK IS ALSO GREAT FOR E-MAILS TO YOUR GRANDCHILDREN
BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT
LOOK, THIS GUY WHO GOT PROMOTED HAS UNFORTUNATE INITIALS
HA HA HA HAHAHA
OOPS NOW MY EYES ARE BLEEDING FROM TYPING THIS WAY SO I HAVE TO STOP NOW
BYE
Thanks to Chelsea M., Ed & Delena, Leigh B., Lani T., Erica R., Perry P., Jenn M., & Leicia G. for the capital wreckage.
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John Yates
